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     Yes, the rumours are true, after many months of soul searching, and countless cases of beer, I have decided to follow in Oprah Winfrey's footsteps and put out my own magazine called "J".  Each and every month will be devoted to Jeremy, Jeremy-like topics, issues that Jeremy supports, and fabulous home decorating tips from the stars.  Readers can also look forward to seeing Jeremy's face on EACH and EVERY cover.
     So take a bus down to your favourite magazine store and DEMAND that they begin to stock "J" - Because if it's good enough for Oprah, it's good enough for Jer.

And if you're too spineless to go against Oprah herself and wish to get her magazine, head on over to OPRAH.COM.  Tell her how much you love "J" magazine and ask her to start putting me on the cover too!

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